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Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them wieners.

How is my intel so bad that I have to go through SEVEN WHOLE CASTLES to find where this princess is? Cripes! You'd almost think she doesn't want to be rescued! ...Waitaminute...

Every day it's the same thing. Break down the door, stomp the baddies, dodge the fire bars, fall into lava, start over, kill a turtle, save a mushroom, on and on and on. Ugggghhhhh.

Every day it's the same thing. Break down the door, stomp the baddies, dodge the fire bars, fall into lava, start over, kill a turtle, save a mushroom, on and on and on. Ugggghhhhh.

Somewhere deep in the Hundred Acre Woods, a bunch of psycho stuffed animals prepare to burn one of their own as an unholy pagan sacrifice to save the carrot crop! Oh bother.

Legend tells of a living horror who forged a kingdom of death and destruction, consuming all who opposed him, leaving no foe nor food uneaten; none could escape his squishy, hungy wrath.

Aliens are real! They aren't just a bunch of Hocus Pocus! Well in this case, they may be! Show off your love for aliens and witches with this spooky and out of this world mashup design!

No thoughts head empty for Halloween! Show off your love for memes, Halloween and spooky jack o'lantern pumpkins with this funny, festive, "no thoughts head empty", meme parody design.

It'sss Ssspooky Ssseason! Show off your love for spooky season and Halloween with this cute, festive and spooky, snake pun parody design!

You have drawn The Study Girl. Whispering in a scribe's ear is a relaxing songbird whose nostalgic downtempo melodies grant focus and calm during an intense study session. Laid out before her workstation is many tools and scrolls, denoting a busy mind. This card is often associated with late night work grinds and intense sessions of knowledge crunching. If you draw this card, ask yourself these things. Do you need to chill and refocus? Are you enjoying what you are working on? Have you taken a break recently?

In the name of the moon, get vaccinated! Complete your magical girl transformation and get the vaccine! Get vaccinated and rock this nerdy, anime inspired, pro-vaccine design!

It's very convenient, but takes longer than is probably normal? At least there's a cool theme song that plays. It's a little obnoxious having to shout a catchphrase every time though.

When the rain comes down, you hear a wild dog howl... Beware that old wolf at the rudder... There's trouble ahead---Whatever you do: Don't pay the furry man! WAAAAH-AAAH.

The Winchester boys have never looked so cuddly! Watch out though, they've got claws---although they're usually reserved for spooky baddies... like GHOST CUCUMBERS.

This anime is a BEAR to watch, but tune in because it's an (ursa) major part of pop culture! This magical girl won't pun-ish you in the name of the moon for appreciating this fuzzy take on the classic anime heroine!

These remakes are getting silly. She doesn't even have a nose anymore! ...Well, not that she had much of a nose to begin with, but you get the point!

This french shark has one thing to say, Fin! Show off your love for cinema, shark puns with this funny, french shark pun shirt design!

Um... I think there has been a miscommunication in the design department. I mean technically he is "hanging", but... what even would this card mean? "Getting some is in your future"? Sure, if you're packing like this guy.

Needless to say, I'm tongue and bends, but I'll be sliding away, slowly tasting dirt on my way.

Huff. Momma shark's gonna need a minute. Uh, doo doo, etc. Maybe leave this fella out of the song.

If you want to cheat, you can rhyme it with anything ending in "ee", but that's cheating. "A sailor took a pen to sea to write some stupid poetry" is CHEATING.

I've come to take your soul again... I don't remember the folk revival being so evil. Then again, there was America...

I WAAAHnt to suck your blood! WAAAHt is a man but a miserable pile of secrets? Come find me in TWAAAHnsylvania! Don't put a stake in my HWAAAHrt! Okay sorry, that one was reaching.

You set the loaf on the fridge, thinking the bag would keep it fresh, but don't turn your back on it, or you may find a waking nightmare awaits you! Beware!

Just keep putting one foot in front of the other, keep breathing, and keep ignoring the increasingly convincing collection of reasons why this is significantly worse than being at home watching YouTube.

Girl, close your mouth, let those nutrients get into you!

This dino put the ass and thicc in Jurassthicc! Show off your love for dinos and thick pride with this funny, Jurassic, Dinosaur, thicc T rex parody neck gaiter design.

Hop on board the nostalgia train with this design featuring the famous Breakfast Club scene where Bender became a frog out of nowhere. That happened, right? Am I remembering the lyrics right?

Won't you come bleat about me? I'll be a goat, prancin', you know it billy! I guess in the Breakfast Club you eat... cans?

Won't you come bleat about me? I'll be a goat, prancin', you know it billy! I guess in the Breakfast Club you eat... cans?